Dream Propulsion Engineer

Hedge, you colossal fool, do not read six months of Bruno archives at bedtime. Because bedtime isn't 4:30 A.M. It shouldn't be, anyway. And do you know what kind of dreams you'll be having? You'll be lucky to get away with moose and jet-propelled coffee cups and allusions to Medea and the Sparrow and Corsican Twins. You are far more likely to get attacked and consumed by giant words. You don't want that. Save the Bruno-reading for daylight. It is too dense for bedtime.

the hedge abides.

p.s.- you should totally wear your hair in braided pigtails more often.