Really, kids
Jan. 25th, 2006 09:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hedgiewanI am so *fucking* serious. I am sick of all you people and your having fun in the not-crappy city/state where you live. I am pissed off that every time I want to send something to you via the mail (and don't act like you're too cool to get excited about snail-mail, because you're a rotting liar) I have to either dig through months or YEARS of lj entries to find the *one* post where you announced moving or some event at your place, or else ask you, which not only means that I have to wait for your lazy ass to reply but also that the surprise is TOTALLY RUINED.
I am not amused.
So, seriously, folks. Put a friend-locked entry as the chronologically first entry in your journal. Mine is my birth date, but you could make yours be the date of Wat Tyler's suspicious death, for all I care (15 June 1381, for those of you who can't use wikipedia). In this entry, put your mailing address, the e-mail address you use the most, and a phone number. Hell, put emergency contact info there, too. And a poem. And a picture of your cat/rabbit/kid sister/strange rash. Whatever. Just do it. And then update it whenever that info changes.
Then, tell your friends to do the same.
I'm hedge, your guide to the world of GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IF YOU DON'T COMPLY.
the hedge abides.
I am not amused.
So, seriously, folks. Put a friend-locked entry as the chronologically first entry in your journal. Mine is my birth date, but you could make yours be the date of Wat Tyler's suspicious death, for all I care (15 June 1381, for those of you who can't use wikipedia). In this entry, put your mailing address, the e-mail address you use the most, and a phone number. Hell, put emergency contact info there, too. And a poem. And a picture of your cat/rabbit/kid sister/strange rash. Whatever. Just do it. And then update it whenever that info changes.
Then, tell your friends to do the same.
I'm hedge, your guide to the world of GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED IF YOU DON'T COMPLY.
the hedge abides.
