hedgiewan | waiting for the great meme forward

Super fun meme courtesy of

alisgray. Cut tag courtesy of me, but you should read it because it's fun.

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
(I skipped a couple songs, but they were all

zillapook's music)

1. How does the world see me?
Janie Jones, The Clash. I'd comment if I could understand what the hell they were saying... I mean, uh, I don't wanna work, I just wanna rock'n'roll all day. This would be perfect for Mya, actually.

2. Will I have a happy life?
I Don't Want to Live on the Moon, Kermit the Frog. I will be held back by the people I love my whole life.

3. What do my friends think of me?
Star Wars Imperial March, No Doubt. I am a scary motherfucker! And insane!

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Can You Dig It, The Monkees. Only when they want threesomes with idealists.

5. How can I make myself happy?
I am a Wizard, Harry and the Potters. More Harry Potter! Or maybe it means that I should move to a huge magical castle in Scotland.

6. What should I do with my life?
Dancing with Myself, Billy Idol. Marry

illcutyou, apparently. I'd never miss another Queen concert again!

7. Will I ever have children?
Space Odyssey, The Byrds. My children may be the fruits of my intellectual labors instead of real children, but at least they will involve mysterious space pyramids.

8. What is some good advice for me?
The Space Race is Over, Billy Bragg. Get over it, hedge. That castle in Scotland is waiting for you. Maybe you should go there with Billy Bragg instead of, say, Alan Rickman. It'd be dark at night, at least.

9. How will I be remembered?
You Are My Sunshine, Screeching Weasel. Man, I couldn't make up a better answer to this one. Admit it, y'all love me.

10. What's my signature dancing song?
I Will be Hating You for Christmas, Everclear. I only dance when I am full of hatred. Or liquor.

11. What's my current theme song?
I'll Spend My Life with You, The Monkees. What am I doing with my life?

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
Across the Universe, The Beatles. Seriously folks, I am neither this melancholy nor this drugged.

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
As Cool as I am, Dar Williams. This is actually a really great idea. It's upbeat but kinda snarky. "I was running out of time and one-liners," indeed.

14. What type of wo/men do I like?
Look Out (here comes tomorrow), The Monkees. My bisexuality will get me into trouble someday? Or just threesomes.

15. How's my love life?
'39, Queen. It's relative...

the hedge abides