I'd probably try for scandinavia or the british isles. Though really, it's not like I'd mind learning weird languages.

Eating fair-trade dark chocolate with lime.

My ideal garden would be spooky. And it'd have weird stuff in it, as well as very ordinary things like basil and tomatoes and apple trees. I'd want some big flowers, the kind that look like daisies only not with the standard issue colors. Also, vines.